We broke up because...

NYactor1

She was always talking about marriage

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldn't make an honest woman out of me

slimgirljo15

Was not an honest woman

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wanted me to tell my Mama that we had relations before marriage

healthycanadian95

Doesn't like broccoli

slimgirljo15

I found mens underwear in her pocket

FabulousFantasticFifty

Ahem......it was actually her jacket that I had borrowed. Her jacket her pocket

GDLAZ

I couldn't find my underwear...

JSurita3

Left his underwear in strange places

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had some strange Men's underwear in the back seat of her car!

RunTimer

she was always going commando
come on..this is a church!

Jonesingmucho

He didn't appreciate my humor when I suggested role playing Adam, Eve, and the serpent in the church choir loft

FabulousFantasticFifty

He took me to a Monster Truck show on our Anniversary

slimgirljo15

Didn't appreciate my loving gestures

FabulousFantasticFifty

She calls this gesture Loving!

slimgirljo15

I was simply gesturing I wanted "one"

taylortaylorgb

He wouldn't let me have cabana boys.

chevelle_9903

All she wanted was the cabana boys!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

We didnt even have a Cabana!

RunTimer

New year..new love

jbuzzed

Was so flighty.

RunTimer

she wouldn't come

down

taylortaylorgb

He wouldn't get up

RunTimer

she wouldn't turn around

(orientation, I mean...get your minds out of the gutter, people)

taylortaylorgb

He kept trying to get me upside down.

g44219

It was a new year and she wanted a fresh start

AimLP

He would rather play all day on this site. Then let me play all day with him

Bonny132

She left me all sore and nackered then demanded another helping.

chevelle_9903

For whatever reason she was always sore.

g44219

I liked silverados better than chevelles