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We broke up because...
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She was always talking about marriage0
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Wouldn't make an honest woman out of me0
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Was not an honest woman0
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Wanted me to tell my Mama that we had relations before marriage0
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Doesn't like broccoli0
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I found mens underwear in her pocket0
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Ahem......it was actually her jacket that I had borrowed. Her jacket her pocket0
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I couldn't find my underwear...0
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Left his underwear in strange places0
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She had some strange Men's underwear in the back seat of her car!
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she was always going commando
come on..this is a church!0 -
He didn't appreciate my humor when I suggested role playing Adam, Eve, and the serpent in the church choir loft0
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He took me to a Monster Truck show on our Anniversary0
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Didn't appreciate my loving gestures0
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She calls this gesture Loving!
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I was simply gesturing I wanted "one"0
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He wouldn't let me have cabana boys.0
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All she wanted was the cabana boys!!!0
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We didnt even have a Cabana!0
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New year..new love0
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Was so flighty.0
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she wouldn't comedown0
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He wouldn't get up
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she wouldn't turn around(orientation, I mean...get your minds out of the gutter, people)0
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He kept trying to get me upside down.0
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It was a new year and she wanted a fresh start0
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He would rather play all day on this site. Then let me play all day with him0
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She left me all sore and nackered then demanded another helping.0
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For whatever reason she was always sore.0
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I liked silverados better than chevelles0
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