We broke up because...

handyrunner

Kept carding everyone

Mizzaf

he refused to take the hat off

RunTimer

she insisted I remain bare
..headed

Bonny132

Had better hair than me

RunTimer

I envied her legs

finny11122

She wasn't adventurous enough

RunTimer

he had weird ideas of what bungee cord was for

finny11122

He never embraced the bungee cord haha

g44219

ate his food using the shovel grip method on his fork

finny11122

He always made a scene in a restaurant when i ate haha

RunTimer

wouldn't follow the 'no shirt..no shoes..no service' rule

g44219

was hypocritical he was the pot calling the kettle black on the whole no shirt thing

jbuzzed

Whine, whine, whine

g44219

she "claims" she beat me on pull ups

jbuzzed

Wouldn't admit that I beat him!

Bonny132

Always had to win

g44219

she was too competitive! Everything was a race.
well I finished first at sex everytime!

jbuzzed

griffk00 wrote: »

she was too competitive! Everything was a race.
well I finished first at sex everytime!

so hilarious

Too funny for me

g44219

haha she made fun of me

jbuzzed

Didn't understand my playful teasing

g44219

lol she teased about serious stuff like winky size

jbuzzed

Too self conscious

g44219

she talked me into letting her tie me up then made off with my wallet

Bonny132

He whined and whined about being tied up, so I had to take his wallet to go and get some wine to be able to handle the whining, then he blew off the handles. I had so many fun things planned for the night. His loss.

g44219

haha she never came back with the wine

Thisnameischosen

Stole my stockings.. Kept putting ladders in them.

g44219

I thought she wanted me to wear her stockings

jbuzzed

He wouldn't play dress up with me

19Johnny92

She took too long to dress up

g44219

his mustache was bigger than mine