We broke up because...
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Brought home crabs..
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she didn't like seafood0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Brought home crabs.. ..not the sort you eat
Presumably not all crabs are born equal!
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Well there was this rash...0
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she wore a pair of boots to bed which was fine but the spurs on them almost killed me0
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He forgot the safe word..oops sorry I hurt you..
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she wanted me to lick her armpits! who's in to that? 0
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he wasn't willing to try new things0
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she was a tease0
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he was always nagging me0
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she'd never been with a screamer
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screamer!!.....all he did was scream, gave me a headace0
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She wasnt a rug muncher
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she was still hung up on Darklords0
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He wanted my girl
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Everyone was "hers"0
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She wouldnt be mine ..
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So posessive!
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asked who's this mom chick you are texting????0
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always wanting explanations for my actions0
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Saw her actions0
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envious of my actions0
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Couldn't keep up0
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Defined eating cheese-its and watching Japanese game show marathons as "actions"0
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Not actually patient0
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he howled at the moon0
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Always showing me the "moon"0
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Confused astrology and astronomy, thought the moon was not real0
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He said he was a wolf..he found out i was a bigger predator
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Every once in awhile she'd grow hair and fangs0
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