We broke up because...

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Brought home crabs..

..not the sort you eat

g44219 · January 2016

she didn't like seafood

abadvat · January 2016

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Brought home crabs.. ..not the sort you eat

Presumably not all crabs are born equal!

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Well there was this rash...

g44219 · January 2016

she wore a pair of boots to bed which was fine but the spurs on them almost killed me

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

He forgot the safe word..oops sorry I hurt you..

g44219 · January 2016

she wanted me to lick her armpits!

who's in to that?

Darklords · January 2016

he wasn't willing to try new things

g44219 · January 2016

she was a tease

Darklords · January 2016

he was always nagging me

g44219 · January 2016

she'd never been with a screamer

Darklords · January 2016

screamer!!.....all he did was scream, gave me a headace

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

She wasnt a rug muncher

g44219 · January 2016

she was still hung up on Darklords

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

He wanted my girl

jbuzzed · January 2016

Everyone was "hers"

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

She wouldnt be mine ..

synchkat · January 2016

So posessive!

g44219 · January 2016

asked who's this mom chick you are texting????

Darklords · January 2016

always wanting explanations for my actions

AimLP · January 2016

Saw her actions

Darklords · January 2016

envious of my actions

AimLP · January 2016

Couldn't keep up

A_Patient_Wolf · January 2016

Defined eating cheese-its and watching Japanese game show marathons as "actions"

AimLP · January 2016

Not actually patient

g44219 · January 2016

he howled at the moon

AimLP · January 2016

Always showing me the "moon"

A_Patient_Wolf · January 2016

Confused astrology and astronomy, thought the moon was not real

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

He said he was a wolf..he found out i was a bigger predator

AimLP · January 2016

Every once in awhile she'd grow hair and fangs

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