We broke up because...
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He didn't know how to use a Hammer!0
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She didn't know how to screwinalightbulg0
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She screwed too many to often0
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Called me a HoHoHo!0
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found someone stuck in her chimney...
and it weren't no santy claus0 -
The sleep walking became very creepy0
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were too much alike0
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He didn't want me anymore..cast aside
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She was lost at sea0
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Was always on her back
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Which time?0
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^^^ hahaha..kept pissing me off 0
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She had no filter lol not even while in church0
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She kept using my lipstick0
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Lolsw33tp3a15 wrote: »She had no filter lol not even while in church
..that is not the first time Ive heard that ..
She wanted a sugar daddy
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She was broke!0
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Would never let me borrow her shoes0
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Always broke my heels doing crazy Yoga poses0
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She was just too damn sexy for me.0
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For the make up sex ..0
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Always making up with Ex for Hetero sex!0
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She told me her feelings changed 0
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She ate peanut butter with a spoon. Instant deal breaker0
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He put peanut butter in strange places
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Drank all my Jameson0
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Better looking goatee than mine.
I hated the competition.0 -
Put beer in the water cooler0
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I didn't see the problem with that.0
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Wouldn't agree that beer was better than wine0
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