We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We broke up because...
Replies
-
Clearly confused
0 -
Thought I wanted something else!0
-
Kept singing 'DONT YOU WANT ME BABY" all night long
0 -
she was a runner and I couldn't catch her0
-
The goatee tickled my butt.0
-
Long hair clogged the tub drain0
-
her smile was contagious....
..and I got sick0 -
Was sooo serious0
-
I freaked her out when I proposed to her with a ring...
cept it wasn't for fingers0 -
He would never look at me. Always turning his back!0
-
Her tongue ring kept getting stuck in my hair.0
-
His hair was nicer than mine.0
-
Her rack was better than mine0
-
Because you were out of my league0
-
she moved to iraq0
-
He wouldn't relocate0
-
she wouldn't rotate0
-
He wasn't flexible0
-
her yoga demands scared me
0 -
Cheaterrrrrr
0 -
He only cooked half the package of bacon and wouldn't share any with me.0
-
Bacon hog
0 -
Hogs the covers!0
-
She had a problem with guys around0
-
Had a problem with the lap dances with the guys around0
-
Lap danced for popcorn0
-
threw the popcorn everywhere0
-
Started thinking for herself0
-
Preferred a robot girlfriend0
-
Wanted to see me in a bikini
Ummm why?0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.6K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 259.7K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 444 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 931 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions