We broke up because...
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Clearly confused
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Thought I wanted something else!0
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Kept singing 'DONT YOU WANT ME BABY" all night long
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she was a runner and I couldn't catch her0
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The goatee tickled my butt.0
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Long hair clogged the tub drain0
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her smile was contagious....
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Was sooo serious0
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I freaked her out when I proposed to her with a ring...
cept it wasn't for fingers0 -
He would never look at me. Always turning his back!0
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Her tongue ring kept getting stuck in my hair.0
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His hair was nicer than mine.0
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Her rack was better than mine0
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Because you were out of my league0
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she moved to iraq0
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He wouldn't relocate0
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she wouldn't rotate0
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He wasn't flexible0
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her yoga demands scared me
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Cheaterrrrrr
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He only cooked half the package of bacon and wouldn't share any with me.0
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Bacon hog
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Hogs the covers!0
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She had a problem with guys around0
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Had a problem with the lap dances with the guys around0
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Lap danced for popcorn0
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threw the popcorn everywhere0
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Started thinking for herself0
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Preferred a robot girlfriend0
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Wanted to see me in a bikini
Ummm why?0
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