We broke up because...
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Moustaches are so not cool0
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she wanted me to dress like a girl0
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He ruined my good shoes by trying to wear them.0
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I told her I wear a size 13 but she wanted to see me in high heels. it gotta little weird0
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He was always bitching about me spending his money..0
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she maxed out all my credit cards0
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Wanted me to put the lotion on its skin.0
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He wouldn't travel with me.0
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she only wanted me to travel to Walmart.... I hate walmart0
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She kept trying to wiggle away!!WigglexWigglexWiggle wrote: »He wouldn't travel with me.
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She wanted me to come to some island with a bunch of her "hunter friends." I overheard her referring to me as "This years prey" on the phone.0
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He didn't know how to play the game.0
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Said star wars was better than Harry Potter.0
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caught her getting hair from my hair brush to cast some sort of spell on me!
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Thisnameischosen wrote: »Said star wars was better than Harry Potter.
I would never. I asked why the guy above me even compared the two because they're not comparable and showed my love of Star Trek.
Liked her coffee to strong.0 -
It took him 16 parsecs to do the Kessel Run.0
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her lips always tasted like pickles0
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WigglexWigglexWiggle wrote: »Thisnameischosen wrote: »Said star wars was better than Harry Potter.
I would never. I asked why the guy above me even compared the two and showed my love of Star Trek.
Liked her coffee to strong.
Aha! Well I'm clearly a fan of neither.. I thought the live long and prosper sign was from star wars. Heh. I remove my quietus spell from you.
Got pickle juice all over.0 -
she was hung up on Wiggle0
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He wasn't into wiggles.0
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she was a tease0
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He kept unplugging my controller when he was losing.0
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she spread false rumors about me0
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hahaha he found out all my secrets0
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When he started wearing my clothes, i said we r done !!!!
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It was ok for her to wear my Tshirts and boxers, but I couldn't wear her bras and thongs.0
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His boobs were bigger than mine 0
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Was jealous of my chesticles.0
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He kept cutting up my bra's to make testicle holders.0
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She never wore a bra.0
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