We broke up because...

g44219

she texted 35 times one night and boiled my pet bunny on the stove

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Kvm11628

She cooked up some crazy lies

g44219

she didn't realize the smoke detector was not a cooking timer

Kvm11628

Asked me to take a lie detector test when I told him my number

g44219

When she told me her number I though she was giving me her phone number

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g44219

her number was the same as Walmart's evidently

Kvm11628

He told me I could be featured on People of Walmart

g44219

she freaked out a little when she found out about my hidden camera

synchkat

hidden camera??? more like cameras...12 to be exact

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g44219

Played Ozzie all.the.time!

Kvm11628

Ate bat heads

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g44219

she got a Justin Bieber tattoo on her bottom

finny11122

To flaky for me

Kvm11628

Too intense for me

finny11122

Was not naughty enough

g44219

was too naughty

synchkat

he liked really naughty guys

_fitness4life_

Shrunk all my favourite tops.

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Kvm11628

She only liked guys

_fitness4life_

We both realized I really liked naughty guys.

g44219

found out she had a secret life as a call girl

Kvm11628

Didn't appreciate my industriousness.

synchkat

always starting new businesses.

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