We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

3" nuff said..

47Jacqueline

Are you kidding?

slimgirljo15

Lol..yeah..scrapping the bottom I know..

She preferred a man ..

dhru2016

I kept telling her that men are overrated.

g44219

she liked her "girlfriends" more than me

Kvm11628

I found his little black book. He didn't have girlfriends, he had a harem.

g44219

she wouldn't join my harem

slimgirljo15

That^^^ had a harem

Kvm11628

She swore like a sailor.

g44219

found in a bar with some sailors

Kvm11628

Didn't like my patriotism.

slimgirljo15

She got pregnant..it wasnt mine

g44219

she knocked up her ex and didn't claim the baby

slimgirljo15

Always gave me that stare ^^^ yep ..that one

g44219

she purchased a gun and took out a huge insurance policy on me

RunHardBeStrong

He just up and disappeared, I think his ex had something to do with it

g44219

she got a new young supervisor at work and suddenly had to start working "late nights"

slimgirljo15

Caught him spanking the neighbour...his name was Tom

g44219

She was leaving her bedroom blinds open for Tom

Kvm11628

Always wanted a blindfold. On him. Clearly he thought I was fugly.

slimgirljo15

He was jealous of me..because he wanted Tom for himself

g44219

accused me of doing more than fishing with my fishing buddy Tom

slimgirljo15

I had video proof he couldnt deny..
Thanks Tom

RunHardBeStrong

She started inviting Tom to everything we did.. I became the third wheel

Kvm11628

Wanted me to be Roller Girl

g44219

kept getting black eyes from her roller derby weekends. Neighbors thought I abused her.

J383

He was always on his phone...candy crushin away

Kvm11628

She was crushing on the whole neighborhood.

g44219

discovered she would put on a little peep show for the neighbor

J383

Peeped in on every shower i took