We broke up because...

g44219

she was crazy!

slimgirljo15

Lol...he didn't appreciate my uniqueness

g44219

She wanted to make me a eunuch

slimgirljo15

I wasn't getting any sex..so what use were his bits ..

g44219

said my bits were "cute"

slimgirljo15

Would you rather I said "tiny"

g44219

she didn't understand what cold weather did to the male anatomy

slimgirljo15

^^always had a lame *kitten* excuse....was even tinier in the cold

g44219

hahahaha

Her eye sight went bad.... she shook my hand and kissed my brother

slimgirljo15

His brother, dad and uncle were better in bed

J383

She took everyone to bed but me

g44219

came home with her underwear in her purse

synchkat

on day he got in the car and just kept driving

J383

She talked me to sleep

Kvm11628

She tried to put my dog to sleep!

J383

She kept glasses of water all over the place

synchkat

No water was allowed in the house...made showering interesting

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She kept glasses of water all over the place

omg I actually do this and will drink from them days later

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g44219

she hiked her leg when she peed

Sniper_Chick

Always stopped at a fire hydrant to pee

Kvm11628

Wanted to pee on me

nitroalley

Eeew. She wore depends

g44219

he had a rap sheet a mile long

Kvm11628

He only listened to rap

synchkat

She liked to wrap me in things

Kvm11628

Didn't like the lingerie I bought her.

synchkat

What she called lingerie wasn't my definition of lingerie...

g44219

she came hoping into the bedroom wearing only bunny ears...... ok that wasn't the reason. She was just crazy.

synchkat

He called my playful nature crazy

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