We broke up because...
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she was crazy!
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Lol...he didn't appreciate my uniqueness0
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She wanted to make me a eunuch0
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I wasn't getting any sex..so what use were his bits ..0
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said my bits were "cute"0
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Would you rather I said "tiny"
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she didn't understand what cold weather did to the male anatomy0
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^^always had a lame *kitten* excuse....was even tinier in the cold0
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hahahaha
Her eye sight went bad.... she shook my hand and kissed my brother0 -
His brother, dad and uncle were better in bed 0
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She took everyone to bed but me
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came home with her underwear in her purse
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on day he got in the car and just kept driving0
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She talked me to sleep0
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She tried to put my dog to sleep!0
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She kept glasses of water all over the place0
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she hiked her leg when she peed0
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Always stopped at a fire hydrant to pee0
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Wanted to pee on me0
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Eeew. She wore depends
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he had a rap sheet a mile long0
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He only listened to rap0
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She liked to wrap me in things0
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Didn't like the lingerie I bought her.0
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What she called lingerie wasn't my definition of lingerie...0
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she came hoping into the bedroom wearing only bunny ears...... ok that wasn't the reason. She was just crazy.0
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He called my playful nature crazy0
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