We broke up because...

kjm3579

We had a failure to communicate

EdTheGinge

He just wasn't adventurous enough haha

PewterSky

Was having an affair with my best friend. How could you do that to me?!

kjm3579

We'd never break up, I'm comforting her after her break up with her ex....

asianfashionista86

He wouldn't leggo my eggo

FatAsianNerd

I guess I met another chick through here this past weekend. So much for that MFP tryst. Yes, this is totally a dating site.

slimgirljo15

He ran off with another mfper

DSwales11

I got too buff following all of her workout orders

slimgirljo15

He didn't do as he was told

MzIrish

she was too bossy . always wanted to be in control

kjm3579

Always had to be told to do everything, would never think for herself

TamstahDaHamstah

Wanted me to think for myself

skahtboi

Was always googling everything. When someone asked her name, and she had to google it, that was the last straw

slimgirljo15

Can we make up ..

brokebutfun

you left me hand cuffed to the bed

Fvaisey

I don't know he just never came back...

RunTimer

I got lost on the way to forum

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Crashed my car into a bridge and he didn't care...he loved it.

TamstahDaHamstah

Wanted me to be so caring as I laughed at his pain

_Pseudonymous_

because she pregnant with my gay brother's baby and sold it to a man in Uzbekistan for a heard of Llamas. to make matters worse she got my 7 year old nephew addicted to heroin and has started a bicycle gange stealing other kids iphones to sell for drug money... it was too much and love isn't always enouh.