We broke up because...

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g44219

she would wear my boxers under her clothes but wouldn't let me do the same

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g44219

she would pop my bra strap all the time! it got annoying

slimgirljo15

Such a girly boy sook

g44219

lol she called me names

rockgoddess2016

He wouldn't come shovel the snow for me

g44219

I froze my bits off! she lived where it snowed in April!

Kvm11628

He just couldn't appreciate all the beauty in New Hampshire. Even if it snows in April. Harrumph.

ayvi226

She brought her teddy bears everywhere we went

Kvm11628

He was into Bears. I couldn't compete with those big burly men.

rockgoddess2016

griffk00 wrote: »

I froze my bits off! she lived where it snowed in April!

Ugh. Lol

finny11122

She did'nt rock my world

g44219

he threw rocks at me

Kvm11628

He gave out rocks to kids at Halloween....ala Charlie Brown

g44219

nicknamed me Charlie Brown and called my beagle stupid...good grief

Kvm11628

Told me I was a Lucy. I'm not THAT mean.

g44219

she would never let me kick the damn football

rockgoddess2016

Was a football fanatic

nitroalley

Her end Zome was the red zone

Kvm11628

Always met someone else at the 50-yard line

g44219

when I tried to touch her she said I was about to be penalized for illegal use of the hands

Kvm11628

Got called for holding - others than me

g44219

realized she was playing for the other team

Kvm11628

Didn't want to experiment

g44219

I asked if she could say two words to me what would they be? She said "Dear Ex"

Kvm11628

That's because he wouldn't say "I do."

g44219

she would make me watch Grease and expect me to sing the John Travolta parts.

Kvm11628

Got tired of calling "him" Greased Lightning."

LiftingRiot

He did an awful Travolta impersonation