We broke up because...

_Pseudonymous_

He refused to portuguese omlete

Spnneil06

This is the outfit she chose for sexy time

_Pseudonymous_

because she didn't accept me for who I really am and what all being me entails

Spnneil06

She had a 4 inch book full of who she was, expected me to read it and follow each rule to the T if I wanted to be with her. It was too much work!

TamstahDaHamstah

Thought I was too much work

FabulousFantasticFifty

She WAS too much work! ;p

Spnneil06

Said I was a workaholic because i spent 5 hours at work each day.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She couldnt support me!

Spnneil06

She wanted me to carry her everywhere. She may be little, but darn it I am too!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She cursed waaaay too much!

TamstahDaHamstah

She only wrote the sexy glasses when I wasn't around

Pittshkr_

Spnneil06

He left eggshells all over our house, it was truly unsanitary! How many omelettes does one person need?

FabulousFantasticFifty

She hated my Omelets!

SurelyShannon

She didn't make me any omelets

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

The dog attacked me whenever I got close.

MissRheingold

Must like dogs. Deal breaker.

_Pseudonymous_

I keep on living in confusion, wondering where I am at
Trying to figure out if I should do this thing or that
I can't see the future, and I can't change the past
But I'm feeling that this love of ours just ain't gonna last
I've been down one time, two times, three times, fou
I've been waiting for times to get better,
And I can't take it no more

Ball and chain, that's the feeling that I am feeling tonight
This love's a, Ball and chain,
It don't matter who's wrong or right

TamstahDaHamstah

Because wrote better poetry than me

blu_de_ville

She was

TamstahDaHamstah wrote: »

Because wrote better poetry than me

so jealous of my rapping skills