We broke up because...
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she hid my remote control!
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Hogged the remote. Weather Channel got boring.0
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Because of her I was sucked up by a Tornado!0
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She called me a Wicked Witch0
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she flew over my house on a broom0
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I think he was messin around with our Housekeeper!
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She made me do all the chores0
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she wanted two men at the same time... one cooking and one cleaning0
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I kept hearing, "oh that's just some guy that comes over and helps out with chores" 0
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We'll if he would just tackle that honey do list.....0
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it was all work and no play0
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His play lists were all Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez0
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She was a fan of Kanye!0
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she wanted to cane me0
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I never understood his Metaphors!0
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He dumped me because he was tired of an older woman. Told me to find a q-tip with a cane0
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she sprayed pepper spray on my wash cloth just before I showered
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He replaced my Sweetener with Arsenic! 0
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Dating is expensive and my money is for me.0
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Cheap!0
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Didn't like when I made her share undies!0
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Irreconcilable differences0
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She called me "Different" and not in a nice way!
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she came home with lipstick on HER collar0
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He kept looking at me funny in the car0
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She went to jail for Road Rage!0
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Hit her with my car. She just can't let it go0
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I could no longer afford to pay car insurance for her0
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