We broke up because...

g44219

he said he would never change

slimgirljo15

He preferred a he

g44219

she started spreading rumors about me.

ashudada2001

She is marrying some else

Kvm11628

She was picky

g44219

she was prickly. her legs I mean

Kvm11628

Put Nair in my facial cream and made my eyebrows fall out. His pranks were too much....

nitroalley

Gave beard oil with Neat in it. Very sneaky

g44219

caught him trying to sneak over to Kvm's house

Kvm11628

He kept sneaking all the cookies I baked.

g44219

she put pot in the cookies and then called my Probation officer to have me drug tested

Kvm11628

He had a probation officer. I like a little bad, but not THAT bad....

g44219

she never let me get past second base

Kvm11628

His earned run average was too high for me.

g44219

ha! you win!
she lied about her homerun total

Kvm11628

He never quite knocked it out of the park for me

g44219

she always threw me a curve

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g44219

she kept third base locked up behind a chastity belt

Kvm11628

Couldn't meet my base needs

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Kvm11628

Wanted to do funny things with ice picks.

g44219

she was acting out the basic instinct police interview scene during job interviews. Always got hired

Kvm11628

He held me back in my career aspirations.

g44219

she started bringing home hefty bonuses from her younger single boss

Kvm11628

Suggested a Hefty bag might fit me better than my dress....

g44219

wanted me to wear a bag over my head in the bedroom

Kvm11628

Wanted me to wear too much in the bedroom

finny11122

Kvm11628 wrote: »

Wanted me to wear too much in the bedroom

She was domineering

Kvm11628

He didn't like to lose control