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We broke up because...
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she played his darn cowbell while I was trying to sing "sandy"0
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He did a spot on Sandy impersonation, creeper me out0
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he didn't like me dressing as Olivia Newton John0
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Asked me to be one of his Pink Ladies. I wanted a solo act.0
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she was a beauty school drop out0
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He joined the scorpions0
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he claimed his car was faster than mine0
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she assumed control of my radio when she got in the car.0
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All he had were 8 tracks in his car and a radio that played cassettes!0
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She never took my banana out, n juiced it all the time0
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He acted like an ape0
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Smelled like am ape0
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She accused me of looking down on her constantly.0
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Pass on the obvious.
Had serious alcohol withdrawal shakes.
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he poured out all my alcohol0
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he would hide his face0
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left me for a Jersey guy0
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entered us in to be on Wife Swap.....stayed with other wife0
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I woke up to her shaving my head0
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her head was the only thing she shaved0
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Didn't appreciate my Amazon Woman qualities!0
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Says she builds things but wouldn't come over to nail me.0
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haha he was always hanging around outside the ladies restroom0
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Never let me drive0
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She couldnt drive stick0
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She drove me nuts!!!0
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Ate the last of my Almonds.0
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only bought almond milk. barf0
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