We broke up because...

Stoshew71

she was too controlling

assthetikk

forgot to untie me and left with her friends for Vegas

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt like it that I liked to take control!

DessyDemi

she would never eat pizza

Stoshew71

she kept ordering anchovies

Dared2Evolve

He didn't like my bacon pizza.

assthetikk

got lazy and grew an amazon rainforest down there

Dared2Evolve

Ha!

Told me I was too young!

tibo1783

Didnt evolve

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's 100 years old!

Stoshew71

She was too young. But I am considering of taking her back because, you know... the bacon.

DessyDemi

he ran around me in circles every time we went out

rikracer1961

tired of being asked if she was really barbie

tibo1783

I beat him in a race, my Road Bike beat his cycle

assthetikk

made me ride bish everywhere we went

tibo1783

Made me chose between himself and @DessyDemi‌

ckmnacln

Took too many gym selfies

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out he was dating both assthetik and Dessy at the same time!

assthetikk

she was insatiable...i just couldnt keep up

BlueEyedRedhead

We couldn't agree on who took the best selfies

tibo1783

Couldnt keep her eyes off me

BlueEyedRedhead

He didn't like it when I stared at him

barongaston

she's not in polyamory

mscheftg

I realized I still like guys.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She apparently wasn't attracted to the feminine form!

Stoshew71

She had my female crush always on her mind

edensgarden2015

I couldn't keep up with him

Dared2Evolve

Wouldn't feed me after 3 days of sweaty running.

tibo1783

Was always hungry, and wasnt satisfied with the 1 goldfish i gave her

DessyDemi

always complained I ate too much