We broke up because...
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she was too controlling0
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forgot to untie me and left with her friends for Vegas0
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He didnt like it that I liked to take control!0
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she would never eat pizza0
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she kept ordering anchovies0
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He didn't like my bacon pizza.0
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got lazy and grew an amazon rainforest down there0
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Ha!
Told me I was too young!
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Didnt evolve0
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She's 100 years old!0
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She was too young. But I am considering of taking her back because, you know... the bacon.0
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he ran around me in circles every time we went out0
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tired of being asked if she was really barbie0
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I beat him in a race, my Road Bike beat his cycle0
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made me ride bish everywhere we went0
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Made me chose between himself and @DessyDemi0
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Took too many gym selfies0
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I found out he was dating both assthetik and Dessy at the same time!
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she was insatiable...i just couldnt keep up0
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We couldn't agree on who took the best selfies0
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Couldnt keep her eyes off me0
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He didn't like it when I stared at him0
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she's not in polyamory0
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I realized I still like guys.0
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She apparently wasn't attracted to the feminine form!
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She had my female crush always on her mind0
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I couldn't keep up with him0
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Wouldn't feed me after 3 days of sweaty running.0
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Was always hungry, and wasnt satisfied with the 1 goldfish i gave her0
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always complained I ate too much0
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