We broke up because...

MaxPower0102

Didn't like listening to my complaining

Stoshew71

I couldn't handle maximum power.

Go_Mizzou99

Wouldn't mow the grass even though I bought him a new mower

tibo1783

Left the Big 12 for the SEC

determined_ella

i wanted to lick his abs all the time

tibo1783

confused my abs with @assthetikk‌ she was obviously cheating

assthetikk

wouldnt cuddle me

determined_ella

didn't like that I got out of bed straight after

jasonmh630

Didn't want to go for round two so soon.

jpaulie

braided her underarms

determined_ella

jasonmh630 wrote: »

Didn't want to go for round two so soon.

I was on round 6... he just lost count... we argued a lot over his forgetfulness


above post: he met and fell in love with the person below me

Dared2Evolve

Was too competitive.

Mech9

I had to break up with them to fulfill my destiny, to become the very best, like no one ever was... To catch them all, Pokemon.

assthetikk

this wasnt good enough for him..wanted me to get below 5% bf

JamieAmandaC

Wouldn't stop using his abs as an actual washboard.

BlueEyedRedhead

@assthetikk - I didn't want to be known as Mrs. *kitten*

tibo1783

Put me on a pedestal that i could never possibly live up to

SwitzEngine

He always went out with my affairs

Go_Mizzou99

She wanted her mother to move in with us

tibo1783

wasnt a very good wingman, keptgetting sent to jail

JamieAmandaC

Was too obsessed with wings. Breast meat is healthier.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a problem with my Prison record!

tibo1783

kept stealing my car

determined_ella

he wouldn't let me whip him

MaxPower0102

Her whips were made out of spaghetti

DessyDemi

he would occupy the fridge for days!

tibo1783

I wasnt her Ken

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like my pale skin!

KelARita7

She said I was too young

tibo1783

kept calling me a She... im not coming back to you any more