We broke up because...

Spnneil06

I felt like we were strangers.

Dared2Evolve

Wouldn't take his shirt off.

JamieAmandaC

Because I didn't dare to evolve.

SwitzEngine

He always gave me his glasses to clean

JamieAmandaC

SwitzEngine wrote: »

He always gave me his glasses to clean

He was always misgendering me.

@tibo1783: I feel your pain.

DessyDemi

her true love is skiing

assthetikk

she wanted to date my brother

tibo1783

Didnt want to go out to eat anywhere but Chucky Cheeses

Kittens08

He didn't like my accent.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I could never understand what she was saying!

Kittens08

When two gingers get together, it forms a black hole

determined_ella

she was just too wild for me! ann summer parties and everything!

tibo1783

kept me hidden in her dungeon

Cindy4FunFit

Broke out of the dungeon, so it was over.

DessyDemi

feared getting sucked into the black hole from her ex

FabulousFantasticFifty

Never wanted to stay home for Romantic Evenings!

determined_ella

tibo1783 wrote: »

kept me hidden in her dungeon

yeah you can stay there

wouldn't share their lingerie with me

MaxPower0102

Because I am an idiot and make poor decisions

tibo1783

hated that i never wore clothes around the house

DessyDemi

complained my clothes didnt fit him and walked naked all the time

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always inappropriately dressed even when we had our Pastor and his Family over for Dinner! Just shameful!!!

Stoshew71

was bad at identifying the correct gender

determined_ella

he wanted his exs to join in

determined_ella

double posted 0_o sorry

Cindy4FunFit

Repeated everything she said. (I got it...)

assthetikk

fantasized about her ex while with me

Cindy4FunFit

Dazed me wit stars.

tibo1783

we kept butting heads over who was the wing man

DessyDemi

he would sleep in a tent in the garden every weekend

tibo1783

she dressed in a hooded trench coat all the time, especially to bed! made me go outside in fear