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he had a pair of binoculars positioned so they were pointing directly at the busty blonde girls house0
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she was so determined that she forgot all about me0
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she was paranoid about blonde girls0
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Didnt approve of Ménage à trois with the neighbors0
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Our Neighbors were a Bunch of toothless Hillbillies!
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Doesn't believe in unicorns
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She told me my parents gave me gifts and not Santa! 0
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He preferred Clara over Rose.0
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He didn't have a thyroid!0
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I am! Stay friends?
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She was too good for me.0
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He was always running away!0
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he didnt want to come to rock concerts with me0
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She fantasies that she was the girl in the Warrant Cherry Pie video.0
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I found out he was the girl in the Warrant Cherry Pie Video! 0
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I never broke up with her
she's my cherry pie 0 -
She wouldn't eat my ala mode0
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Found out she went "that" way!0
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Took another woman for a ride0
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She would take all my food after we got done running.0
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He stopped cross-dressing....0
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He got too competitive after I whooped his *kitten* in a marathon0
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her middriff was sexier than mine0
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They kept sexting me foot pictures when I clearly stated over a thousand times that I will never BE into feet..0
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She was too darned cute for me!0
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she was determined to cut my feet off0
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