We broke up because...
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She tried on every bikini in every store wherever we went!0
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I didn't look hot enough in the bikini for her.0
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On Halloween when I dressed up as Hulk Hogan she refused to dress up as the Macho Man.
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he stopped the dvr during Supernatural. He's lucky I let him live!0
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she was lactose intolerant and LOVED ice cream, creating a smell that cost me many nights of sleep0
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He scared the hotties when they came over with his rendition of let it go0
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He refused to watch FROZEN with me... that *kitten*0
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Had me confused with @Spnneil060
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He ate my chocolate covered marshmallow bunnies...
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she slept with my imaginary friend and put it on YouTube!!!0
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Because I AM that imaginary friend0
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I kept hearing voices in my head and imagining some wonderful...stuff. Day and night, it never stopped! A girl's gotta' get some rest.0
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She was always mixing up these fancy cocktails but never wanted to share.0
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She insisted I wear a chastity belt and lost the key.0
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@ifaith: no we didn't. ;-)0
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I found out he never broke up with jay before gettin with me!
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she didn't like vampires0
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He admitted he never had a crush on me. ..0
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That's why we broke up! I couldn't be any paler due to his taking all of my Blood! Now I'm Anemic because of him!
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all that blood loss killed her sex drive0
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He always wanted Sex when I was trying to drive! Was too dangerous!0
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She wasnt that Adventurous0
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He was too adventurous.0
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I'm just not a left coast brother...and I'm not okay with the LDR thing...and she refused to relocate. I had no choice.0
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Wasn't into morning *ahem*0
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didnt share her taco0
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I'm a lesbian
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She didn't like the fact that I'm into both sexes0
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she refused to bring an extra female into the mix0
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