We broke up because...
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She kept making beanies for my man parts and I couldn't afford to pay for all that yarn!0
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he didn't appreciate my creative thinking. He said his balls got cold, I didn't realize he was talking about the baseballs he left in the backyard!0
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She two timed me with some guy in the UK0
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Her confusion between my balls and baseballs was a real problem. F-ing bat!0
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She never understood what I was talking about. A Hoo-Ha is not a joke telling owl. please!!!!!!0
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Pretty sure he's mentally unstable, he only talks about balls and owls...and not in a healthy sense.0
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I was too cray cray for her0
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She thought I was too normal.0
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He thought he was a mob boss
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He wouldn't stop calling it a "bog roll"0
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He didn't know his own strength when he went to hug me
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She sobered up0
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »He didn't know his own strength when he went to hug me
She asked to replace hugging with ... other stuff ... and I'm just spent.
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kept leaving crumbs in the bed
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he was a playboy and i couldnt
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She wouldn't look at me.0
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Always looking down on me...0
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I read lips and could never see what she was talking about! ;p0
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She was always hiding behind something0
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Everything was always about her.0
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he ran away0
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She only gave me half the effort0
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I'm sorry but after 6 hours in bed, I gave up.0
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She kept repeating herself0
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she won't take her hat off0
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Balls and owls!!!!!0
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such a butt head0
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He finds owls strangely sexual.0
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Because I was done in 60 seconds0
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He kept buying me lingerie...I just want to be free!!!0
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