We broke up because...

khara2012

I like his make-up after the break-up

ItsMeGee3

I kept borrowing her clothes

4ever420

She never gave back the clothes I lent her

Stoshew71

i was out of touch with my sensitive side

assthetikk

he liked the other V, not the one i had

lborsato1

he wouldnt share the bathroom mirror

khara2012

His V was so amazing, I was fighting the girls off with a stick...

tibo1783

Dont let her fool you, she enjoyed all the Orgys, never time for just me

Spnneil06

I caught him getting yogurt licked off his naked body.

ilfaith

My yogurt kept disappearing from the fridge. I knew she was taking it...but didn't know why.

Stoshew71

she kept reaching into my pants and said she was checking for yogurt.

(was meant for spnneil on a continued topic from yesterday) lol

MaxPower0102

When I said I wanted it Greek, she brought me Chobani

Spnneil06

He was too sexually deviant for me.

MaxPower0102

She didn't understand my tendency to bring birds and other fauna into the bedroom.

Stoshew71

She kept ignoring all my texts

AkCyclist

She's a he

BlueEyedRedhead

Insisted I take the training wheels off my bike

tibo1783

Needed training wheels on a tricycle..pshh

BlueEyedRedhead

Did NOT respect my inner child...

tibo1783

She is the one that let the dogs out

Muldactus

He kept trying to steal my hat.

blueeyesgrace

He wouldn't let me wear his hat...

BlueEyedRedhead

Was jealous that I looked so good wearing his hat

Muldactus

I'll admit, she sure looked hella good in my hat.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wore the hat but not on his head!

khara2012

He always kept his hat on...

mad_strawberry

She stole my hat and gave it to @Muldactus!

AkCyclist

I ate her

khara2012

He was always eating other folks... I don't share well.

Muldactus

She said she loved the way my hat looked on me. Then got annoyed when I wore it.