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We broke up because...
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wanted me naked all the time0
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Showered with his clothes on, very prudish0
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showered with her hat on.. just weird0
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she didn't want to shower after our 6 hours of passion0
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I couldn't keep up0
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Six hours of passion included him licking me like a cat, and not in some sexy way...no licking hands then wiping them on me.0
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He over exaggerated quite a bit!
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She told me that she wanted me to lick her like a kitty.... oh wait... Ohhhh... I get it now.0
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couldn't handle the distance between us0
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She wanted separate bedrooms!0
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She ate my bacon sammich0
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I too ate the bacon sammich0
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she took my eyeliner!0
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She made piggy noises during Sexy time! I have to say it wasn't Sexy at all!0
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she didn't like my piggy noises0
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When we were together, my squealing woke the neighbors0
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Every time I tried to tie him up he would squeal like a wild animal!
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She would try to tie me up with a sheepshank and not a slipnot0
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I didn't mind his pink robe... but the pink fluffy bunny slippers were just going too far!!
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She thought my slippers weren't sexy enough! Will Stilettos do?0
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She thought my red dress, reddish hair, and red stilettos were too much red...0
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She was just too cute for a guy like me, but I had her for a while
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She thought my slippers weren't sexy enough! Will Stilettos do?
stilettos.... drools
above post: made me dress up as a kindle for our role playing nights...
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@keith0373 Because they don't share the bed very well......................0
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Hated my singing0
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Keep on going to the gym and left me home alone0
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I prefer other things in the shower to singing...0
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Kept stealing my rubber ducky0
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