We broke up because...
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didnt like all the touching0
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Wouldn't have sexy time unless his Rubber Ducky could watch!
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Didn't understand that my quacking noises at sexy time were a good thing!0
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I would never let him win at chess...0
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suggested rubber ducky roleplay0
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she was allergic to rubber0
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she was hot and cold0
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He made my moods swing and I really needed stability!0
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What she thought was stable, definitely was not . . .0
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i was to bubbly0
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The restraining order didn't specify why.....0
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thought to long to answer me0
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was a duvet hogger!0
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She uses Duvets! ;p0
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never told me what a Duvet was0
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He wanted to know what a duvet was.0
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He hogged up all the Doughnuts and wouldn't share!0
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loved my feather duvet more than me0
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she said I wasn't good enough under the duvets0
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Would rather Snuggle with her Duvet0
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All he ever talked about were Duvets!0
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bought me a bidet on our first couple anniversary...wtf!0
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I just couldn't get over his bidet0
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hahahah
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She laughed all the time even when we were getting Romantic!0
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thought it was funny cause she wore flippers and a snorkel.0
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when i asked her to go down, she got out her flippers and snorkel and headed for the pool0
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Thought it was rude when I put on a snorkel to go down...0
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had snorkel gear for things other than Snorkeling0
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