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We broke up because...
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I couldn't compete with those abs of hers!
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didnt like tamales0
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tabata_king wrote: »Shes on here toooo much
I couldn't handle his multiple personalities. Seriously bro how many profiles you need??0 -
My butt wasn't big enough for her.0
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Um I can't break up with her, she makes tamales and that is the key to my heart!0
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I couldn't make tamales the way she likes 'em0
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When I said I loved tamales he bought me the cinnamon kind from the candy aisle.0
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had too many fights over tamales0
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He traded his keg 4 a six-pack...0
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doesn't like that I don't eat tamales0
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wants to be my holiday date only0
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never let me see above her waist0
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Who doesn't eat tamales???
Her legs r better than mine!0 -
Was dating someone else0
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she wouldn't let me borrow her hat0
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We were always too competitive when taking our leg Selfies!0
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my legs weren't good enough.0
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Hated my selfies.. and was mad i never left her any tamles0
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I never let her take off those glasses0
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I loved his selfies but his tamales were nasty!0
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she'd sleep and take a shower with the hat on0
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she went to vacation by herself and didn't take me0
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She tried to have me pick between my man and her.
I took the cat.0 -
She threw my Twinkies in the garbage.0
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She had collected every box of Twinkies back when she heard that they were no longer going to make them!0
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No idea. One day she was there, and then the next...poof...vanished.0
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I couldn't fit into her itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini so I moved on!
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She breaks up a lot - like twice in the past 1/2 hour - it was my turn to break up with her0
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