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We broke up because...
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Didn't steal they owed bets they lied0
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glad to see no more breakups here! LOL0
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I made her walk in front of me all the time and she got sick of it.0
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Never took things seriously0
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She didn't like Star Wars.0
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Insisted on dressing up as Chewbacca when we went grocery shopping.0
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I kept stealing her stockings!0
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Would never wear stockings0
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Didn't like my toes0
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always wanted to wrassel and i was tired of getting my azz kicked0
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Would not exercise with me, claimed I was too competitive.0
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She didn't have a torso.0
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Kept stuffing me into the wardrobe each time the doorbell rang.0
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Didn't like that I'd take her out in my hockey bag.0
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I found a body in his hockey bag
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I found a sock in his pants. False advertising!0
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His best friend was a sock puppet0
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She cut her hair like Goldie hawn and would yell sock it to me0
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He kept yelling "Hee Haw!" in bed0
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It was yeee ha. She didn't like my overalls0
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He refused to wash his "lucky" overalls!0
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Because she really was Wonder woman.0
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He puked a lot0
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She wouldn't let me see her face0
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She left bruises0
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She didn't leave enough bruises0
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She wanted me bruised!0
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Would only wear black and blue. Got depressing in the summer0
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Was color blind, didn't see my colorful sports bras0
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Was always trying to show strangers her undergarments0
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