We broke up because...
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she poured out all my bourbon0
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He kept calling the restaurant the "D" and asked if I knew where it was.0
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Wouldn't share his bourbon0
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Drank all his bourbon0
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Ran off with a bartender0
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she didn't tip0
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Only used the tip0
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She was using me for my money0
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She ran off with our banker0
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She never showed me any interest0
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She showed too much interest to my brother0
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Her family was wayyyyy too close1
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Wouldn't let me get close to her0
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She always got me close but never to the finish line0
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Ran too fast to the finish line0
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I found out she was training others for races0
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Wouldn't let me clear the last hurdle.0
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Kept trying to jump me like a hurdle0
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Kept lying in the street saying jump me.... Like frogger0
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Ran me too hard0
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Couldn't keep up0
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She tried tickling me with a peacock feather every night in bed.0
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Couldn't get up!0
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Wouldn't lie down0
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He thought we always need to lie down for some action!0
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I couldn't stand all her flirting with others0
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Others were always showing up at our house0
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He couldn't believe it was all harmless flirts and nothing more0
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Thought I was a he0
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She dressed like a man0
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