We broke up because...
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Sadly, he was hard only in his emotions0
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She hardly ever shared her feelings0
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She was everyone's side chick but mine0
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Every meal had to include a side of bacon. I like bacon but.....0
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She did not approve of bacon!!!!!0
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Substituted bourbon as a side with every meal..... Oh wait.. So do I. I don't know why we broke up actually...0
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claimed she had to be drunk to sleep in bed with me0
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Dumped me for no reason!
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Omg!!!! Blamed her farting on everyone else!!!!0
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Could not talk about her bad breath0
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He was color blind!0
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I thought he was a she
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She had no mercy on anyone! Kicking everyone's behind in every fight0
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she kept flashing the neighbors0
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Flashed everyone that killer smile but me0
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She didn't have a killer smile..no teeth0
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She was a killer clown.. I couldn't hack it0
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Lol she freaked out when I told her about my clown fetish. wouldn't wear the makeup0
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The nose. I couldn't move beyond the red nose.0
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She punched me in the nose while I was sleeping0
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she said I snored too loud0
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He did. Sleeping in separate rooms seemed pointless0
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She would never get to the freaking point!0
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Freaked out when she saw my basement..honest I don't know how those men got there
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Walked into our favorite local pub and caught her doing body shots with the bartender
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I had to teach him how to do body shots. Really?1
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lol she wouldn't do body shots with me!0
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