We broke up because...

Kvm11628

He was always out of limes.

RunHardBeStrong

She was always out of touch

g44219

she would never even touch me

RunHardBeStrong

He was thinking of the wrong girl... Hence why we broke up..

Kvm11628

She was always breaking promises!

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Justpeachy02

Made me do all the cooking

Kvm11628

Was always cooking up unrealistic money-making schemes

g44219

she threw a pot of hot grits in my lap

slimgirljo15

Has blisters all over his thingie ..

Kvm11628

Wouldn't play nurse.

Justpeachy02

Doesn't have a thingie

slimgirljo15

Ughhh she had these rashes she wanted me to rub ..

Justpeachy02

Was always rubbing me in church

Kvm11628

Had to pray for forgiveness after every roll in the hay

Justpeachy02

Caught her rolling one too many times

slimgirljo15

I was in a wheelchair ..broken leg and she pushed me down a steep hill

g44219

she would just roll her eyes when I tried to be romantic

Kvm11628

Romance to him was a bag of Doritos and Skinemax

slimgirljo15

He had a thing for our pool boy ..

Kvm11628

Denied me the great joys in life

merryward13

She kept going after the pool boy

Justpeachy02

Was in love with the Gardner
Now I know why he was coming to "trim the bushes" so often

merryward13

The gardener wanted her too but she kept telling him no.

g44219

No really meant no with her

slimgirljo15

He ..oh its too awful to say

g44219

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He ..oh its to awful to say

Lol

She had such a low opinion of me!

Justpeachy02

He wouldn't voice his opinion about anything

g44219

she couldn't decide what restaurant she wanted to eat at

merryward13

He didn't want to eat at an actual restaurant