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We broke up because...
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She took showers with her clothes on. She told me she washed her clothes this way1
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Never let's me fart and laugh!0
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she kept changing her profile picture and I got confused about who she was0
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she kept changing her fart smells and I got confused who she was0
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He mutilated my banana!!!0
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I discovered that she was concealing a "banana" !
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She tried to peel my banana while I was sleeping0
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Omg that's freaking funny afFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »I discovered that she was concealing a "banana" !
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she kept wearing my bra's.0
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He wore a soccer jersey every. single. day.1
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She was always stealing my red lipstick and sneaking off to do Robert Palmer Music Videos!
I have evidence!!!
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I caught some other chick wearing her lipstick, and not on her mouth!0
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She didn't like Women either!0
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but she did0
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she wouldn't let go of the idea of me wearing "Meggings".0
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He never explained what meggings were!0
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She was always wearing painted on jeans0
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never wanted to go jean painting sessions with me1
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always accidents happened wherever we went! nobody could pay attention when she was around!0
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She put a hex on her ex0
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She murdered our neighbor
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was watching neighbors and reporting them constantly. was known for that in the neighborhood!
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The only thing that made her smile was Cold Blooded Murder!
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She smiled at everyone except me0
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She kept offering to murder people0
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she wouldn't stop talking about murder0
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She didn't get my dark side0
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Belonged to the dark side0
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Ohhhhh I love the dark side they know me well there0
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Made fun of my pale skin!0
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