We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

She disappeared with our furniture and life savings

Lioness_1978

I did that because she was always overspending and she likes the floor

strwbry74

She kept telling me to get on the floor.

Tigg_er

She stole my Guitar

Lioness_1978

Because he wouldn't play mine

slimgirljo15

Caught him wearing my knickers

Lioness_1978

She wouldn't stop licking me

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Tigg_er

Oh yum ha haah

She never played for me

Lioness_1978

He never wanted to play

Tigg_er

All she wanted to do was play

Lioness_1978

Because that should never be a problem. Lol

Tigg_er

HA ha ha
Your right

Kept me up late playing

strwbry74

He wouldn't let me play the right tune...

Lioness_1978

Because she couldn't handle my tune

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Lioness_1978

He didn't like my boldness

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Lioness_1978

He was too sensitive

slimgirljo15

She said she wanted to play the field

MrStabbems

I found love elsewhere, you rarely meet loveable folks in my line of work

slimgirljo15

Not my type ..I like em masculine

strwbry74

I'm not her type....

MrStabbems

she escaped the basement

slimgirljo15

@jenmar22 helped him escape

Xvapor

Too hot

strwbry74

Couldn't find him he was always invisible.

jenmar222

Well, since his name is vapor. I'm going to say he's also too hot. #ScienceTho

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always disappears for weeks at a time!

strwbry74

She wanted me around all the time!