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Because she was always up to go out and just wanted to sit at home and eat captn crunch0
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Because of love of baseball both brought us together and tore us apart0
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Bc she didn't like soccer
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She ran off with an english serial killer
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She never made me rocket fuels..
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I didn't like blondes0
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She changed her name and got offended when I introduced myself again0
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She had multiple personalities , it was too much for me0
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She doesn't like blondes0
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We were too much alike0
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Couldn't handle my crazy0
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her crazy involved candlesticks.1
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He didn't like my butt.. said it was to big... 0
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She was always asking random Guys if her butt looked big in a thong!0
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You viewed life through HD lenses and I was merely standard definition...0
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you viewed life through a keyhole, while you could always open the door and see it in all of its glory with me!0
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he kept the doors locked.0
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He wouldn't let me look into his eyes0
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let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »You viewed life through HD lenses and I was merely standard definition...
Great line.........
@mellecita, can't think of what she would do for us to break up, too much fun to be had.1 -
She always introduced me to her friends and family as "option #4"...2
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He didn't wear the pants0
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There were alligators everywhere......0
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He was always acting like he was Crocodile Dundee0
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Jealousy0
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Ate all the chocolate cake and didn't save me none!0
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she said i was too messy
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He kept things to clean0
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She said it was her or the snakes0
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she judged my cooking skills too harshly when I said be honest
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