We broke up because...
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You had a bigger penis than me0
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She didn't like the fact that I only watched movies that were based on true stories...0
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Never took me to the movies!0
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He flirted with women0
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she shaved my head whilst I slept. said she was turning me into a Ken doll....
the belt sander next to bed was the final straw0 -
I don't let anyone touch my stick0
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his stick was removable. had a made in China sticker.0
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He didn't buy the right wax0
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He didn't buy the right wax
he wouldn't splash the cash on a proper sex doll. silicon is the future, wax kits are.just not worth it!Bridge_marie wrote: »He was too happy and his bubbly personality
she refused to wear the collar1 -
I have no job0
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He didn't like to cuddle0
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You spanked me too hard in bed0
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He wanted his spank marks kissed better0
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the blue eyes...they, hide darkeness0
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Those eyes!!!!! I couldn't focus on anything else0
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she tried to explain why I wasn't fit to rule the Ugandan people0
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I didn't like the name Mrs Stabbems0
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She's stalking me peeps!!0
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He only had a short stalk0
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She had a Grand Canyon0
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He only likes purple hair1
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i didn't like hot joga0
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He started a zoo at our house0
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Was not an animal in the bedroom0
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Objected to the whip.....2
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She didn't like cool whip.1
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Kept finding a hole in the middle of the apple pie and no cool whip0
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