We broke up because...

Xvapor

He was in bed with my mom

slimgirljo15

He ..ate all the ice cream

grandslam1965

didn't get my sense of humor

vaccal

Was a man? Bees?

Lioness_1978

He always wanted to wear the suit

grandslam1965

She didn't like my shirt

Lioness_1978

He said I was too old

grandslam1965

Thought I didn't act my age

Lioness_1978

Said he didn't like my extra toe

grandslam1965

Lol cecause I didn't have a foot fetish

suzreen

Because I couldn't support him in the style he was accustomed to. I was Mogen David wine, he was Chablis 59...

lqqkingatu

She wouldn't buy me any Yeezy sneakers

Shoebacha1

would not give me that hat!

subcounter

She ran off with her horse

Shoebacha1

He was jealous of my horse.

Archer2017

My horse kept nipping her horse.

Shoebacha1

My horse kept stealing her apples.

lqqkingatu

She kept bringing the horse in the house

Bonny132

When I found the horse asleep in the bed, enough was enough and I packed my things and left.

MrStabbems

she kept mistaking me for a horse in bed.

Bonny132

She kept medicating me unnecessarily.

Shoebacha1

She fed me oranges for every meal

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Shoebacha1

He always wanted to fight, and when I rode away he would say, "look! a horse with two rear ends!"

subcounter

my and the horses bday was on the same day. We always celebrated the horses bday

Shoebacha1

He didnt like carrot cake

Bonny132

Kept horsing around

Shoebacha1

She would not horse play with me.

Deatsy

She hated football

Shoebacha1

He slept with a football between us at all times. He loved football so much.