We broke up because...
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He was in bed with my mom0
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He ..ate all the ice cream
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didn't get my sense of humor0
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Was a man? Bees?0
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He always wanted to wear the suit0
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She didn't like my shirt0
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He said I was too old0
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Thought I didn't act my age0
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Said he didn't like my extra toe0
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Lol cecause I didn't have a foot fetish0
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Because I couldn't support him in the style he was accustomed to. I was Mogen David wine, he was Chablis 59...0
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She wouldn't buy me any Yeezy sneakers1
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would not give me that hat!0
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She ran off with her horse
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He was jealous of my horse.0
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My horse kept nipping her horse.0
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My horse kept stealing her apples.0
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She kept bringing the horse in the house0
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When I found the horse asleep in the bed, enough was enough and I packed my things and left.1
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she kept mistaking me for a horse in bed.0
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She kept medicating me unnecessarily.0
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She fed me oranges for every meal0
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He always wanted to fight, and when I rode away he would say, "look! a horse with two rear ends!"1
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my and the horses bday was on the same day. We always celebrated the horses bday 0
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He didnt like carrot cake0
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Kept horsing around0
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She would not horse play with me.0
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She hated football0
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He slept with a football between us at all times. He loved football so much.0
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