We broke up because...

Deatsy

Lol I meant couch football

Bonny132

He kept changing his mind

Shoebacha1

She always rushed me in making decisions

Deatsy

She kept changing my mind

Shoebacha1

He called my shoes his mind, and complained everytime I changed them.

brianapc

She wore a chewbacca mask to bed and shoes

Shoebacha1

She kept trying to do a makeover on my chewbacca mask. He doesnt look good in pink! Stop it!

Bonny132

Had no sense of humor!

Shoebacha1

She liked to sniff my farts and tell me what they smell like. So awkward.

Lioness_1978

I'm not into girls

Deatsy

Whats so funny about that

Shoebacha1

He put ketchup on his macaroni. What a weirdo.

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Shoebacha1 wrote: »

She liked to sniff my farts and tell me what they smell like. So awkward.

ewwwww. she started asking me to guess what she had for lunch depending on her fart frequency, thats not what I meant when I told you I wanna talk about science with you!

MrStabbems

she was very noisy in bed.

I mean playing the violin? wtf?

Bonny132

Was not romantic at all

Deatsy

She hurt my Macaroni's feelings

brianapc

Called and told everyone when I was on my periodic table of elements

Shoebacha1

She spoke in rhymes all the time

Bonny132

Did not like my poetry

Shoebacha1

She kept putting her hair in my food then asking if I can feel her inside me.

MrStabbems

^that's sick. I. love. it

Shoebacha1

He wasnt kinky enough

Bonny132

I kept waking up shackled in a dungeon

brianapc

Didn't like "step brothers"... Had to go

Deatsy

She wore granny panties
Outside her pants

Shoebacha1

Kept tea bagging my drums

Bonny132

Played all night long - I could never sleep

Shoebacha1

Wouldnt let me play board games with her and her imaginary friends

Deatsy

She kept watering the flowers on tge wallpaper

brianapc

Tried to bury me in the front yard... I'm alive!