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We broke up because...
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I wrote Courtney's *kitten* in all his underwear and his other girlfriend wasn't amused.0
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You tried to make me touch your snake0
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Because she wanted the snake to go everywhere0
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Kinky lol!Lioness_1978 wrote: »Because she wanted the snake to go everywhere
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We broke up because she thought I was too wild0
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Because she totally misread me
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Because I was too sweet for her taste0
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Lol why?!? I'm totally twisting all of this in my head!0
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she wouldn't let my hand go in public
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Lol we broke up because I wouldnt agree to playing with her midget friend0
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Lioness_1978 wrote: »Lol we broke up because I wouldnt agree to playing with her midget friend
she kept calling me "the midget friend"
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subcounter wrote: »she wouldn't let my hand go in public
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That was a very very close friend!Lioness_1978 wrote: »Lol we broke up because I wouldnt agree to playing with her midget friend
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Haha.... because she had a fetish for the midgets other hand0
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She kept Tying up my hands0
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Because he didn't like being tied up0
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Because she was obsessed with tying me and my friends up0
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Because she wouldn't accept me for me0
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hahahkassierodriguez1 wrote: »subcounter wrote: »she wouldn't let my hand go in public
Your hand??
Above: she didn't like guacamole.0 -
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subcounter wrote: »
hahahkassierodriguez1 wrote: »subcounter wrote: »she wouldn't let my hand go in public
Your hand??
Above: she didn't like guacamole.
But...I love guacamole0 -
Because he wouldn't share his guacamole0
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Because he wanted to eat the guacamole off my hands and that was just disturbing
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She was moving too fast for me0
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He had a lot of relationships just now. That two timing jerk0
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she would always say "That's funny" every time I've made a joke
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Because she always wanted me to wear pink0
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Because she love pink but refused to wear it because I asked smh0
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