We broke up because...
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She wasnt a brony0
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Because she was always 2 strides behind0
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She sneezes on me all the time0
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His safe word was banana fanna fo fanna me my oh mana, banana!0
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The horse came between us0
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He said he would try anything He lies0
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Preferred the horse to me0
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Said I smelled like a barn0
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Always got comments about the horse0
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She wasnt pony enough for me.0
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Kept stealing my shoes, claimed to borrow them, but never gave them back.0
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Gave me athletes foot.0
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I was athletically insufficient by her standards...0
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Used big words all the time. Had to google half the *kitten* he said.0
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Loved her horse more than me0
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Me no happy - me so sad all the time with her...0
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2" was just not enough ..we were both sad about that
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Refused to share0
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She said my downstairs looked more like and outtie belly button.0
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She thought nunchucks belonged in the bedroom0
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She kept offering to help when I said I was going to poo. WTH is she offering to do?0
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She rode the horse more than me!
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everyone thought I was her dad0
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Because everyone thought he was my dad0
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she thought I was too old0
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Because he liked his muscles more.
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She cooked muscles every single night0
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she kept tickling me until I passed out. Her catch phrase was "Here comes the tickle!"0
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