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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Aww sweetie...come closer..thats it ..closer ..don't be scared.....look in my closet..theres some haggis for you... >:)

    She wasnt a rug muncher .. :D ..you are a she right ?
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    Nope. Just cos I wear a "skirt" doesn't mean I am a female. But I have been known to munch the odd rug
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Well I have a little scots in me... :#

    Wouldn't show me up his skirt
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    How can you walk if you have a little Scot in you???

    Oh, heritage! Phew, I had all sorts of images in my head!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Who said I was walking... ;)

    Because he was only a *little* scot :D
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    That's terribly rude. You are so naughty you should be spanked.

    Didn't like spanking me back!!
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Aww sweetie...come closer..thats it ..closer ..don't be scared.....look in my closet..theres some haggis for you... >:)

    She wasnt a rug muncher .. :D ..you are a she right ?

    And she didn't like me calling it "an odd rug"!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Didn't spank me hard enough .. B)
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    Had an aversion to baby oil!
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Didn't spank me hard enough .. B)

    And her delightful eyes belied her frightening personality.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    ^^..lol...Im a sweetheart..just ask me B)
    Was frightened ...probably with good reason :D
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    Didn't understand how fragile I am
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    ^^..lol...Im a sweetheart..just ask me B)
    Was frightened ...probably with good reason :D

    Anyway, get to bed! You've been on here ages! And I have to leave you.

    NOOOOOO!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Its only 8pm.. ;) ....he went to bed far too early and left me alone :'(
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Its only 8pm.. ;) ....he went to bed far too early and left me alone :'(

    Didn't understand why I kept my feather dusters in the bedroom!
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    keepingupwith_kristen wrote: »
    Was too fragile

    She kept breaking me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He forgot the safe word..oops ..broke him
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    Didn't believe in safe words. Didn't break me enough!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    We didn't break up..I haven't broken him yet B)
  • jimmckenna68
    jimmckenna68 Posts: 523 Member
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    Hated she couldn't break me

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