We broke up because...

Hell_hath_no_fury

Hahaha didn't share the sun screen

melaniewelch06

She hogged everything

FabulousFantasticFifty

See?!!! That's why we got a Divorce!
She never understood that what's mine is mine and what's hers is also mine!

brianapc

I was jealous of her eyelashes

Hell_hath_no_fury

She cyber divorced me without me even knowing it

MJFSH

was the jealous type i wasn't

melaniewelch06

She was not over her last relationship

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MJFSH

Our bones would rub against one another. too painful lol

ValleyHooper

I kept wanting to play with her long hair.

dpwellman

We disagreed over the necessity of shower curtains.

Hell_hath_no_fury

Ewwww he was annorexic

melaniewelch06

She wanted me to gain 300 pounds!

brianapc

She always burned the steak

ValleyHooper

She was too hot and I had to keep fighting other people off of her.

tc1333

It was me or the snake... she chose the snake

Hell_hath_no_fury

He didn't like snakes

tc1333

She never took her sunglasses off

Hell_hath_no_fury

Hehehehe he never wore sunglasses

vaccal

She only wore bikinis ever

dpwellman

Failed to make an obvious Corey Hart reference

A_MariposaDream

I left the iron on an burnt his shirt

brianapc

Because I didn't know where he was going with any of his jokes ..

tc1333

She burned the house down

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A_MariposaDream

Pizza you never give me pizza

dpwellman

I gave pizza. Also wanted my stromboli. There are some lines that can never be crossed.

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brianapc

We always went to Italian places .. I hate pasta! Never cared .. he ... never ... cared

Lioness_1978

He tried to tell me what to do