We broke up because...
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She didn't cheat....she used "Alternate Rules"0
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He wouldn't save me0
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she wouldn't share her wine0
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She was always so helpless!0
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Superman didn't help her with housework0
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He was always fishing into my past and I had to make him disappear0
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She refused to take me fishing0
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He didn't make good bait because he wouldn't be still for the big fish to show up0
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He "accidentally" fell off the boat and was eaten by Sharks0
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she pushed me off the boat with a weight around my neck0
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He never was a fan of lifting when we were on the Yacht!0
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she tried to steal my yacht!0
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His "Yacht"
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She wrecked my yacht!!0
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His life was a wreck!0
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She didn't like living in the gutter0
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She was a street Person0
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she kicked me to the gutter
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His gutter was on the wrong side of town0
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She wanted everything on the right side, but I couldn't do it because of my undying loyalty to Snoop.0
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Took the persona of Snoop Dogg every afternoon
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Got tired of her Snoop Dogg ways1
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Took the persona of Snoop Dogg every afternoon
I still don't understand why that's a bad thing...0 -
Its not! But he Wouldn't give me a Toke!1
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she smoked too much for me.0
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He was a Square0
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She wouldn't brush my alligators teeth0
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He bites!
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He loved his alligator more than he loved me.0
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Claimed to be Hans Solo on our chats
I was disappointed
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