We broke up because...
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She ruined a good bowl of guacamole0
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Wouldnt Salsa with me!0
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Oh that kind of salsa..0
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She ate all the chips0
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Liked em younger than me0
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Kept spilling the guac0
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Her guac was disgusting0
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Their taste buds were defective0
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Called me Bud and said I had no taste!0
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Never shaved her legs0
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Just never showed up for the date0
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Didn't believe I liked em older0
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She had trust issues0
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Always followed by blinding light0
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Tried to get rid of my Aura0
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She couldnt handle his shine.0
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She liked them way older0
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He didn't share my Love for antiques0
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I was always in charge of fixing all the antiques that broke0
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Lazy!!! This one! ^^^0
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Bossy0
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Wouldnt follow my rules0
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Insisted the seat be kept down, then moaned when it was wet.0
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Always had accidents on my favorite wingback chair0
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I just couldn't keep up with her0
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She wouldn't try Ladies Viagra
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She wouldn't try Ladies Viagra
She was popping Lady Viagra like candy
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I ran out of quarters.
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He couldn't afford the Laundromat0
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She liked sitting on the washer during spin cycle more than she liked me.1
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