We broke up because...
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Didn't know what porn was0
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Didn't want to make porn with me0
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His ex was a customer... Oops0
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she had too many customers and couldn't fit me in0
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She wanted to add extra props in the videos0
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He was a Werewolf0
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We never did ..we're a happy couple
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Couldn't keep up with my libido0
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Her libido was thru the roof0
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She was too easily satisfied0
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I tried to keep up with her but couldn't. she is like the energizer bunny.0
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he forced me to eat shrimp0
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She was a little too picky about what she would put in her mouth.1
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She couldn't fit a whole banana in her mouth!0
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his banana was old and bruised
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She had belly boobs.1
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he didn't like my belly boobs 0
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She didn't like tea bags for some reason.0
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Caught him using the tea bags0
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Was anti caffeine
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He think that I would ever hire an Interior Designer0
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Didn't like that I was quadlingual0
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My translation app translated what she was saying0
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Didn't like dirty talk0
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Didnt talk dirty in the bedroom0
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His safe word was Mud!0
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