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She kept making me wear a gag ball.0
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He was able to give himself.....
Didn't need me!0 -
She kept on twisting my nipples in bed.0
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He didn't like a little bit of a Freak in the sheets0
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She wanted me to strangle her unconscious.0
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He mixed me up with his weirdo Ex0
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She thought I was his weirdo Ex!0
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She lied about being the weirdo ex0
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She kept making me smell her panties.0
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He was intrested in smelling tampons0
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She had a fetish for making ppl smell her panties0
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The problem was that they weren't hers0
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she never changed her panties0
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He didnt approve of me going Commando0
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She was gassy0
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she never let me find out that she doesn't wear any panties. she always said no0
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He blamed her for being gassy but it was his dog0
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We didn't have a dog0
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She kept eating brown beans.0
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He was prejudiced against Brown and only ate Lima beans0
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She had skid marks in her panties from eating brown beans.0
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He forgets that I'm all commando!
Now who's panties? Must be his!0 -
She ran out of panties and started wearing mine.0
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His bloomers were Lacy and itchy0
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she made me wear lace undies0
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He gave me used undies0
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She used me for attracting the Bulls0
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She slept with the chicago bulls
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