We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We broke up because...
Replies
-
Would look at her watch during our sexy time, roll her eyes, and say "you're late".0
-
Would notice people’s watches...0
-
Because he didn't believe in my majestic nature.0
-
Because seriously. Just seriously.0
-
Because I’m the black sheep...0
-
Because he was given away all the wool
0 -
She couldn't stand my wool sweaters0
-
I caught her kissing a man0
-
She didnt like my whip cream fetish 😂0
-
I listened to the Pixies while she preferred Green Day...0
-
He couldn't look me in the face always turned to the side!0
-
He was always getting in my face0
-
He said A-Roid was better than Nomar!0
-
Although I appreciated the fact that he thought outside the box, he frowned upon the fact that I thought outside the trapezoid...0
-
He was so technical all the time0
-
She told me we were dating until something better came along!0
-
Something better came along.0
-
We had a baby and Maury said it wasn't mine!0
-
That baby wasn't mine, either!0
-
She kidnapped a baby so she wouldn't gain weight being pregnant!0
-
Of irreconcilable similarities...0
-
He wanted to be me...like the chick in Single White Female0
-
I caught her squating over another gym member she said she was spotting but not buying it!0
-
During adverse situations he too often referred to his go-to phrase, “It is what it is” and inevitably it WAS what it WAS...0
-
He was too philosophical0
-
While he exceeded my expectations, I confirmed his trepidation...0
-
We were having a deep discussion about our future and he just turned his back to me!0
-
He already had a boyfriend and he couldn't let him go0
-
In terms of toilet paper placement, she preferred “under” while I was team “over”...1
-
He wasn't well versed in thermodynamic theory0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.4K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 260.5K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 393 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.8K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions