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We broke up because...

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    They always judged my buttons. Open or closed, it was never correct.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Kept feeding me pizza claiming I'd lose my muffin top...All lies!!!!!! 😡
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Obsessed picking her belly button
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't appreciate the sweater I knitted, even though I added my own personal touch.☹️
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Knitted her hair into her custom made sweaters. 😖
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    Would always confront me about the hairs on my sweater....ignoring the fact we had 10 cats!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He had dreams of being the cat lady. It meant he needed to be single. Who am I to stand in the way of someone’s dreams?
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was always telling me that I’m a thing of her nightmares. 😭
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    edited May 2020
    she freaked out when i started crawling on the ceiling, and reciting bible verses.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Gosh I’m not that judgmental. You left shoe prints on the ceiling and refused to wipe them away!!
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    You shot me down with a bb gun! I was more worried about bruising than the footprints.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    There she goes speaking in tongues again. Anyone understand what she’s saying??
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    she didnt like my baked cookies, but still ate them .. all.. :'(
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Promised me "special" cookies...never delivered
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t support my weight loss efforts and left warm freshly baked cookies all over the house.
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    didn't appreciate my 10-hour labor intensive broccoli-cookies
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    baked me broccoli cookies?!
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    edited May 2020
    she ate *our cookies under my bed :D
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    made the simplest things sound dirty, somehow lol
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Can't say..still heart broken..it was nasty split
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    His ex left him too broken. Literally, all his bones..
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    didn't call 911 when I almost died from a papercut
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t appreciate my “suck it up” attitude
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Sucked my money dry
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Uhm... yeah, can't say that... :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Uhm... yeah, can't say that... :D

    :D
    She was committed, but I still visit her..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Uhm... yeah, can't say that... :D

    :D
    She was committed, but I still visit her..

    If anyone heard how badly I was cracking up at what first came to my mind, I would've been committed. :D



    We didn't. She's very loyal and visits me :)
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Tried
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He let someone else suck him of all his money :o