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  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    she wasn't into creating our own lingo
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Spoke in klingon constantly. It is not a sexy language for the bedroom...or the kitchen counter...or the living room floor...or the back deck, or...
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Its sexy if you want to win the WAR!!!

    We broke up because he disagreed with my views on intergalactic violence.

  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Any time I said intergalactic, she broke into Intergalactic Planetary and did the robot
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    Masyn88 wrote: »
    Pronounced the P in raspberries, the R in February, the L in almond and other equally atrocious and nigh on unspeakable linguistic acts

    Well... now I just feel attacked... that's why we broke up. Didn't appreciate my enunciation.
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    stepped over other's comments :p
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Thought my seizures were random, spastic dance sessions.
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
    Couldn't keep up with my long strides.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Called my signature bedroom move "dodging fireants"
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    did the worm on a slow jam
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Only listened to "Slow Jamz" on repeat
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Only wanted Slow gin fizz's
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Told everyone about my medications
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Didn't take her meds
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He just disappeared one day
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to wear a red nose and called me "bobo"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Wanted me to wear a red nose and called me "bobo"

    Because he wouldn't do that ^^^ :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Also wanted me to juggle and ride a bicycle. I am not a piece of meat
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't want to be known as a Beefcake nor a Circus Clown...
    Boring!!!!!!!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Kept spreading icing on me while I slept. And it was caramel. At least use chocolate
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Didn’t appreciate me licking icing off of his elbows. He wanted that part for himself. Greedy!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I came home and found her licking a neighbours elbows.. shattered :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Would always stick her tongue out, but would never put it to good use and lick my hmm elbows. 😏
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She went coo coo
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was cutting the neighbours grass.. If ya know what I mean :/
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She makes up stories too much ..😒
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I wouldn’t let him anywhere near my grass with those scissors
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was spiking the neighbors drink, if you know what I mean.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    lx1x wrote: »
    She makes up stories too much ..😒

    :o how dare you.. you come home with lipstick on your collar smelling like that lolita next door ... without your pants I might add 😠

    @Callousedthoughts I couldn't cope with his drinking.. the last straw was toilet water 🤮😁
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    More like combine machine for her lawn. Can't afford it

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