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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    Cheapskate :(
    Said my lawn was too bushy and needed a weedwacker
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her hedges were too stout, burnt out my weedwacker
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I couldn’t stand listening to all his gardening talk
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She left her hoes lying around everywhere
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She said she needs couple things to finish cooking..

    That was weeks ago.. never returned.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I couldn’t find jasmine rice anywhere so I just took off
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She ran off with Jasmine person instead looking for the rice.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Jasmine would do things he wouldn’t
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I was replaced.. found my bags on the doorstep :'(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Last I saw her, she was carrying the bags of garbage I set out and crying. I don’t know what happened
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited May 2020
    She stuffed me in trash bag and left at the front door.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He smelled like he was ruined 🤷‍♀️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He died, PD finally did him in.. :(:'(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    👻
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2020
    Ghosted me :/
    Idk why he broke up with me :'(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Cropdusted me, blamed Neil's ghost
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Cropdusted me, blamed Neil's ghost

    But it really was :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She made too many jokes about Neil's passing. She was completely insensitive to the fact I was still grieving.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her grieving looked a lot like giggling.. scared me :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Every time I giggled she'd bring out the black outfit and ask who's funeral we were going to. 😟
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Addicted to hugs. Our weekends were spent going to random funerals so she could hug as many people as possible
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was not a Hugger and I needed more cuddles 😟
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Everytime we go out. She asks strangers if they like to cuddle. Got out of hand.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    he threw away our heater so I would cuddle him more often
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    He threw away everything I owned so there was nothing else to do but cuddle him
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    He went to Mexico to smuggle cuddles and never returned.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He had no cuddles left for me 😔
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She expected to cuddle without putting out first.
  • Jstarz1
    Jstarz1 Posts: 88 Member
    She thought cuddling was putting out
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Couldn’t get him to stop sniffing his arm pits.

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