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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Never mentioned having plaster casts of each of her ex lovers peens. Walking into that closet was like being in an Iron Maiden. 😑
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Callousedthoughts wrote: »
    Never mentioned having plaster casts of each of her ex lovers peens. Walking into that closet was like being in an Iron Maiden. 😑

    Pmsl :D

    He was jealous of my collection, so he left.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    When she slapped on the hot plaster, I was outta there.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Oh I can't even.........she knows 🥴
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She couldn't read my mind 😈
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She didn't save me from jos basement.. left me to decay
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2020
    lx1x wrote: »
    She didn't save me from jos basement.. left me to decay

    He started to smell funny 🤭 :D

    Also it's an honour and a privilege to be incarcerated in my basement..js :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    She has a weird smell coming from her basement. 🤣

    :D

    She promised not to touch.. She lied, her fingerprints were all over my basement
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    There were lots of men and leather down there. 😳🤣

    I knew it.. you had been down there.

    Broke 2 of my toys, found them sobbing and scared :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    There were lots of men and leather down there. 😳🤣

    I knew it.. you had been down there.

    Broke 2 of my toys, found them sobbing and scared :D

    Well one looked like Luke Bryan, and the other Henry Cavill. Can you blame me?! 🤤🤣

    I'll allow it, good point 😆
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She gave the Luke lookalike to @Bridge_marie instead of to me!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was a Country Bumpkin 🤠😉
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Called me fuzzy loveylumpkins but in baby speak, like fuzzywuvvywumkins. It was too much for me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Come back to me my lil fuzzy loveylumpkins🤗😆
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Lil? LIL?

    She called me lil.
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I wasn't big enough for her.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She had a complex about her height so she wore stilts. Man, her last girlfriend really did a number on her!!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Sawed off half my stilts. 😤
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Wore stilettos everywhere.. including while taking a shower . Got out of hand.
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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    OMG.. she can't keep a secret.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Crossdresser
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She preferred her men with ponytails and her women bald.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Was always pulling my ponytail and yelling "giddy up." It was fine most places, but not at church.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wouldn't shave her head for me :(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Wouldn’t shave her...um legs for me.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Shaved my legs while I slept 🤬
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wouldn't grow her armpit hair and dye it red for me.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Skipped me to get to cat.

    (Psst, I dont blame you)

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