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We broke up because...

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  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She ate the Sun and left me in the Darkness
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was way too Super for me :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Too much work.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Was afraid of a little hard work when it came to proving his worthiness.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She doesn't like me.. so she left
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Always with the boo hoo.. nobody likes me🙄
  • xoDNC
    xoDNC Posts: 6 Member
    She was mean and insensitive 😭🤣
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was very insensitive, said she couldnt feel a thing :'(
  • AyeRonnnn
    AyeRonnnn Posts: 50 Member
    She was to sensitive
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He preferred to save the tacos.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She prefers tacos not cakes. 😔
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He served me cake on top of rice.
  • JenJenakaJJ
    JenJenakaJJ Posts: 105 Member
    I have commitment issues
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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    He served me cake on top of rice.

    It's called rice cake.. 😤
  • JenJenakaJJ
    JenJenakaJJ Posts: 105 Member
    He tried to bake a cake from rice
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Not a rice eater...😣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I couldn't take it no more.. rice for breakfast, rice for lunch, rice for dinner and rice for snacks...
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She complained about what I prepared in the kitchen but refused to help except to offer her “advice”
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She has all these "advice" and yet do the opposite.
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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I said "Yes, I'll have more pie". Threw her hands up saying she didnt know wtf I was talking about and stormed off.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He hid keys in a strange place, he wouldn't tell me where. I lost 4 sets of car keys and 6 house keys.. he made a funny clinking noise when he walked though🤔
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She said she was going to sleep.. BUT found out.. she's texting other guys...🤯
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    She said she was going to sleep.. BUT found out.. she's texting other guys...🤯

    Never.. 🤗
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was actually texting other women!! 🤯
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Found out she's the other woman! 🤬😤
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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wrong blood type...for my experiments
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