We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Cried a lot and left snotty tissues everywhere.. ewww gross

PaperDoll_

Made fun of my hayfever.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always running a fever...I was skerred!
😬☢️😷

PaperDoll_

She gave me fever when she kissed me.

Come back! 😢

slimgirljo15

Because it was wrong on so many levels

PaperDoll_

I like wrong... Get back here 😏

slimgirljo15

Commmmiiiing..

lx1x

She just left.. no note . Nothing

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lx1x

Tried to talk.. but omg.. she won't stop talking.. no chance to reply at all

slimgirljo15

We didn't, no matter how hard he tries to ditch me

PaperDoll_

She fell in a ditch and never came out.

Cat0703a

I said she bewitched me and she thought I said she was a b&$”@ to me. She stormed off.

PaperDoll_

Cat0703a wrote: »

I said she bewitched me and she thought I said she was a b&$”@ to me. She stormed off.

😂

Got mad that I couldn’t wiggle my nose properly

Cat0703a

She was always trying to wiggle her nose like a 60s tv character but it just looked like she’d inhaled a fly. 😳

PaperDoll_

Didn’t like my appetizer choices.

slimgirljo15

Her appetizer choice was worms on toast 🤢🤮 I got out of there asap

PaperDoll_

She wanted me to eat Vegemite 🤢

slimgirljo15

Didn't appreciate my culinary expertise

FabulousFantasticFifty

Would never cook for me! 😞

mattig89ch

Expected me to cook all the time

BBritt26

Didn’t appreciate me

Callousedthoughts

Appreciated me too much. Look, the crawling at my feet isnt necessary, get up for *kitten* sake

slimgirljo15

He kept kissing my feet.. was tired of drool on em

FabulousFantasticFifty

She'd come to bed with slimy feet 😖

Callousedthoughts

Inspected me for hangnails nightly before I could crawl into her 1500 thread count sheets

OhhNiff

Kept borrowing my clothes without asking.

Zoomie402

Hummed show tunes in her sleep

lx1x

Guys in body bags.. 😳

Cat0703a

He asked me to look at his Barbecue then chained me to it. 👩‍🍳